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worship
5 months ago
word out..
DARE TO BE DIFFERENT.
hypocrites go kiss someone else's.
just so you guys know, this blog is rated pg16.
i suppose next year it'll change to pg17.
but i suppose we'll have to wait and see.
langkers
maybe i'll upload photos later. maybe not. ive decided this blog isnt going to be personal, more for entertainment purposes. the topics may be from lie experiences, but not personal stuff. thats for the other blog. :)
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ANYHOO.
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in langkers, we passed this chinese coffee shop. rice, dishes, the like.
the irony?
the mother, father, aunties, uncles, kids etc were al drinking chinese tea.
the grandmother?
a bottle of carlsberg. what up. :D
literature.
Shortest Essay:
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An English university creative writing class was asked to write a concise essay containing the following elements:
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1) Religion 2) Royalty 3) Sex 4) Mystery
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The prize-winner wrote:
'My God,' said the Queen, 'I'm pregnant. I wonder who the father is...'
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An English university creative writing class was asked to write a concise essay containing the following elements:
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1) Religion 2) Royalty 3) Sex 4) Mystery
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The prize-winner wrote:
'My God,' said the Queen, 'I'm pregnant. I wonder who the father is...'
boomKAT
I came I saw I kick some ass
...The pain I cause it makes me laugh
......'Cause the way I do my thing is strange
I just inject myself into your veins, yeah
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.............. Can't run can't hide there's no way out
... The sun will rise and it's about
............. Time for the wreckoning
........Time time for this girl to sing.
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....................Damn if I thought that you would change
..........And my life would stay the same
..................................And when you don't even care about me
..........You know, you don't give a damn
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.................Well things will come and things will go
...............................And one thing I know for sure is that
..You don't give a damn about me
............And so, I'm walking out the door
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...Can't move can't breathe it's gettin dark
The beast has come to steal your heart
So you better practice your scream
Well you may not like your dreams..
...The pain I cause it makes me laugh
......'Cause the way I do my thing is strange
I just inject myself into your veins, yeah
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.............. Can't run can't hide there's no way out
... The sun will rise and it's about
............. Time for the wreckoning
........Time time for this girl to sing.
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....................Damn if I thought that you would change
..........And my life would stay the same
..................................And when you don't even care about me
..........You know, you don't give a damn
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.................Well things will come and things will go
...............................And one thing I know for sure is that
..You don't give a damn about me
............And so, I'm walking out the door
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...Can't move can't breathe it's gettin dark
The beast has come to steal your heart
So you better practice your scream
Well you may not like your dreams..
the wreckoning
LMF
the end of p!nk's 'so what' goes 'ba da da duh da duh *raspberry*.'
my dad, my sisters and i were in the car, and i was singing along. after the song ended, i heard my dad try to blow a raspberry.
fail.
my dad, my sisters and i were in the car, and i was singing along. after the song ended, i heard my dad try to blow a raspberry.
fail.
ABC tagg.
ABC About You Questions:
A - AVAILABLE: no. not to say im taken, just not availble.
B - BIRTHDAY: dix mars. but you guys should have that memorised by now.
C - CRUSHING ON: not much.
D - DRINK YOU LAST HAD: egg and blackcurrant and lemon. you have no idea.
E - EASIEST PERSON TO TALK TO: davina. love her.
F - FAVORITE SONG: at the mo', goodbye by air supply. :D
G - GUMMY BEARS OR GUMMY WORMS: gummi bars.
H - HOMETOWN: carlton
I - IN LOVE WITH: bananas. dont think dirty laaa.
J - JUGGLE: i juggle a social life with an education and a job.
K - KILLED SOMEONE: 'i kill because i care'
L - LONGEST CAR RIDE: i forget.
M- MILKSHAKE FLAVOR: banana
N - NUMBER OF SIBLINGS: deux
O - ONE WISH: more freedom
P - PERSON YOU CALLED LAST: davina
R- REASON TO SMILE: blue ManU..haha.
S - SONG YOU LAST HEARD: goodbye by air supply
T - TIME YOU WOKE UP: 8.45 am. owh yeah.
V - VEGETABLE(S): celery. negative calories, you know.
W - WORST HABIT: nail biting. though my fingers are messed up already from craking my knuckles and playing bass that it doesnt really matter.
X - X-RAYS YOU'VE HAD: im not sure.
Y – YOYOS ARE: apparently poor swimmers.
Z - ZODIAC SIGN: pisces. i think thats how you spell it. its wicked, cos the symbol is like an H.
A - AVAILABLE: no. not to say im taken, just not availble.
B - BIRTHDAY: dix mars. but you guys should have that memorised by now.
C - CRUSHING ON: not much.
D - DRINK YOU LAST HAD: egg and blackcurrant and lemon. you have no idea.
E - EASIEST PERSON TO TALK TO: davina. love her.
F - FAVORITE SONG: at the mo', goodbye by air supply. :D
G - GUMMY BEARS OR GUMMY WORMS: gummi bars.
H - HOMETOWN: carlton
I - IN LOVE WITH: bananas. dont think dirty laaa.
J - JUGGLE: i juggle a social life with an education and a job.
K - KILLED SOMEONE: 'i kill because i care'
L - LONGEST CAR RIDE: i forget.
M- MILKSHAKE FLAVOR: banana
N - NUMBER OF SIBLINGS: deux
O - ONE WISH: more freedom
P - PERSON YOU CALLED LAST: davina
R- REASON TO SMILE: blue ManU..haha.
S - SONG YOU LAST HEARD: goodbye by air supply
T - TIME YOU WOKE UP: 8.45 am. owh yeah.
V - VEGETABLE(S): celery. negative calories, you know.
W - WORST HABIT: nail biting. though my fingers are messed up already from craking my knuckles and playing bass that it doesnt really matter.
X - X-RAYS YOU'VE HAD: im not sure.
Y – YOYOS ARE: apparently poor swimmers.
Z - ZODIAC SIGN: pisces. i think thats how you spell it. its wicked, cos the symbol is like an H.
talk nerdy to me.
my 
brings all the nerds to the yard
brings all the nerds to the yardand they're like,
you wanna trade cards
damn right i wanna trade cards
ill trade my pikachu, but not my charizard
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I know you want it,
the thing that makes me,
what the nerds go crazy for.
They beg their moms, for a pack of cards,
i think its time
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la la-la la la,
thundershock.
lala-lalala,
i need HP
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i can see you're on it,
you want me to teach the techniques
that freaks these nerds,
it can't be bought,
just know, cheaters get caught,
watch if your smart
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la la-la la la,flamethrower
la la-la la la,i need HP
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Once you evolved,everyone will look this way-so,
you must maintain your cards,
same time maintain your Hp,
just get the perfect blend,
plus what you have within,
then next his eyes are squint,
then he's picked up your gameplay
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lala-lalala,hydro blast
lala-lalala,The nerds are waiting
icurrentlyhaveastupidfetishforcoversletmeknowifyouknowofanygoodones.
LMF
Love My Family. Not FML. LMF.
Just for those special times when my family is just so..
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At the Macker’s drive-thru-
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Woman at drive-thru window- “..and you also get this car sticker, and with it you can get a free packet of chips the next time you drive-thru a MacDonald outlet.”
Dad- “Yay.” LMF.
Dad- “Yay.” LMF.
cow's udder excrement...
…moved in a quick motion to create a tasty beverage.
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My whipped ice dairy beverage brings the attention of the males to the back of my place of residence and they declare that its quality far surpasses that of yours. Absolutely, it far surpasses yours. I could convey to you the recipe, but I would have to demand compensation.
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My whipped ice dairy beverage brings the attention of the males to the back of my place of residence and they declare that its quality far surpasses that of yours. Absolutely, it far surpasses yours. I could convey to you the recipe, but I would have to demand compensation.
honoured
Melly Hoo Pretti-con asked my for my opinion on a dress for her prom.
wow.
i had no idea my fashion opinion mattered that much. my idea of dressing smart is a pair of sweats and an old tee.
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of course, i have to put on my human mask in public so i dont scare the little kids. (okay, this is a joke, so dont take it seriously. its just a play on how sloppy i am.) why do i have to explain this?
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anyways, she asked me seriously, value-ing (?) what i had to say. maybe it was too late at night for her to make rational decisions, but hey, she listened.
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respect.
i feel really honoured.
thanks mel. :)
wow.
i had no idea my fashion opinion mattered that much. my idea of dressing smart is a pair of sweats and an old tee.
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of course, i have to put on my human mask in public so i dont scare the little kids. (okay, this is a joke, so dont take it seriously. its just a play on how sloppy i am.) why do i have to explain this?
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anyways, she asked me seriously, value-ing (?) what i had to say. maybe it was too late at night for her to make rational decisions, but hey, she listened.
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respect.
i feel really honoured.
thanks mel. :)
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